Make sure the printouts you give her are not crap. Just take away the crap, you know? By crap I mean take away the shit.
*Trainee shoots me a desperate look, pleading to elaborate more*
Just don’t give her shit. Wow, I don’t know to train someone for this job. You are so fucked.” —
Me training the poor lad that will be sitting on my desk while I am AT HOME for the next WEEK.
I am really, really bad at traning people.
- me: give me some canadians and universal health care!
- mom: and a country where gays can marry, etc. it's just more socially open and when you have a baby, you can take up to a year off with 80% pay.
- me: DUDE
- mom: i know.
- me: i'll have babies every other year!
- mom: wouldn't that be great?
- me: i'll be a baby factory
- mom: you've found your calling!!
- mom: they would like that. canada is trying to up it's population. the birth rate is down.
On Friday I spent a lot of energy hitting on this guy at the bar all night. At about 1:53 am I learned he was engaged. Another wasted night…
my cellphone bill for this month.
I pray Sprint never realizes this error.
Boys, I love all your Monster Movies! One of these Tuesdays I will make it there…
Haha, I guess this is sad, but I think it’s a lil’ funny. Bender, remember when we would get kitters stoned and she would always go lay in that corner and zone out? Fun times. I have all that shit on video tape. I should get those when I go home and post those crazy days of High School on here to shame our names and showcase our stupidity.