August 2007
70 posts
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Make sure the printouts you give her are not crap. Just take away the crap, you know? By crap I mean take away the shit.
*Trainee shoots me a desperate look, pleading to elaborate more*
Just don’t give her shit. Wow, I don’t know to train someone for this job. You are so fucked.
” —Me training the poor lad that will be sitting on my desk while I am AT HOME for the next WEEK.
I am really, really bad at traning people.
say what you want about it, but i love IMing with my mom.
- me: give me some canadians and universal health care!
- mom: and a country where gays can marry, etc. it's just more socially open and when you have a baby, you can take up to a year off with 80% pay.
- me: DUDE
- mom: i know.
- me: i'll have babies every other year!
- mom: wouldn't that be great?
- me: i'll be a baby factory
- mom: you've found your calling!!
- mom: they would like that. canada is trying to up it's population. the birth rate is down.
date a canadian! →
hook-a-canuk.com
I told my mom I was thinking of moving possibly to Portland or Seattle. But hopefully to Vancouver so I can bag me a hot Canadian and some universal health care and she passed along this gem to me.
now i know how guys must feel when they meet bender.
On Friday I spent a lot of energy hitting on this guy at the bar all night. At about 1:53 am I learned he was engaged. Another wasted night…
“$.63”
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my cellphone bill for this month.
I pray Sprint never realizes this error.
yay!
Boys, I love all your Monster Movies! One of these Tuesdays I will make it there…
“Pete Doherty’s pets are on crack! One of his cats has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets.”
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perezhilton.com
Haha, I guess this is sad, but I think it’s a lil’ funny. Bender, remember when we would get kitters stoned and she would always go lay in that corner and zone out? Fun times. I have all that shit on video tape. I should get those when I go home and post those crazy days of High School on here to shame our names and showcase our stupidity.
