roommate: Dude, are you seriously sitting in bed eating that huge fucking plate of left over turkey?
roommate's boyfriend: Liz, she has her sweatpants on. Of course she's going to eat all that turkey.
Exactly three weeks from today I’m leaving Los Angeles, my home base since 2006, and moving back to Michigan. I can’t believe this! There are so many things to be excited about! So many things to do in Escanaba, Michigan! OMFG I’m so excited I can hardly contain it! I’m so pumped that I think I’m going to share with you all the things to get excited about! Michigan is...
But I’m sure I’ll enjoy wearing [the dress] while a room full of young men...– Braids sums up our existence in Los Angeles. Glad to be leaving this crap behind and moving to a magical land where everyone is already married and if they’re single, they are alcoholic losers living with their parents. Oh wait, THAT’S ME.
A post for Braids, Emac and Stef.
I am a firm believer that a vacation can be summed up in memorable quotes. “I think most boys have their first wet dream when they’re ten. That’s when you wake up and there is cum.” -Jillian “Are we talking about placenta again?” -Emac “Braids?” Jillian softly whispered, afraid of waking the others and hot from the heat, “Can I take my pants...
Cabin Packing List:
Season One of “Dawson’s Creek” Entire series of “My So-Called Life” Potpourri of Disney sing-alongs $300 worth of food and drink Sweatpants with elastic waistband
Sometimes I forget to take my pill in the morning before work. It’s no big deal, it will be always be taken by the end of the day. The minute the students start whining about his feet on the back of his desk or he’s looking at me weird or he took my pencil I’m practically ripping my purse open to get that pill.
Built a fort with an eleven-year-old tonight and sat in it and watched movies. WISH YOUR TUESDAY WAS THIS COOL.
SUP, BITCHES. Can you please just follow my charity blog so I don’t feel the need to reblog it here? Right now it’s full of fun humanitarian facts to make you mad. It’s where I will update most of the trip so donors can be informed. Having two tumblrs is pretty lameballs. I enjoy wherescoachbombay more. It will forever be my place to say FUCK, posts pics of cats and discuss...
no one goes out dancing anymore : (