Whoa, holy TSA drama on Tumblr. Hey, I would care, but I´m too busy keeping it real and kicking it back and not giving a crap about anything in South America. My biggest concern everyday is like, ¨which awesome food that costs $1 do I eat?¨ Plus, for now, I´m only doing inner-South America flights, and uh, have you seen South Americans? They´re like, super fine yo. I say, ¨Grope dis shiz,¨ sexipants.
- Hostel owner: And we offer great winery tours..
- Me: Man, that sounds great I love wine. Too bad I'm an alcoholic and can't go.
- Hostel owner: That is quite the oxymoron.