January 21, 2012
Internet hazing: Buster learned the hard way that fame on tumblr comes at a cost. Now he won’t eat his food tonight.

Internet hazing: Buster learned the hard way that fame on tumblr comes at a cost. Now he won’t eat his food tonight.

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January 14, 2012
Buster likes to sit on Alex.

Buster likes to sit on Alex.

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January 4, 2012
Finished applying to schools today. Next year at this time I will be living in either Philly, D.C., Nashville or Denver - woo hoo! This concludes my monthly post. Enjoy this gratuitous photo of a long eared jerboa.

Finished applying to schools today. Next year at this time I will be living in either Philly, D.C., Nashville or Denver - woo hoo!

This concludes my monthly post. Enjoy this gratuitous photo of a long eared jerboa.

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December 23, 2011
NVR FORGET. Seasons Greetings, y’all.

NVR FORGET.

Seasons Greetings, y’all.

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December 22, 2011
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December 10, 2011

Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima, in order to get ready for their famous fashion show, stops eating solids nine days before, drinks a gallon of water a day and twelve hours before the show, stops drinking liquids and eating entirely (“Sometimes you can lose eight pounds just by that!” she says!).

Well, golly gee, is that ALL I have to do to look hawt in my granny panties?

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December 6, 2011
“ This is a picture of me and Miss McIntyre. The blue is water and the brown is a boat. Miss McIntyre’s head is a heart. Why? Because Miss McIntyre is nice.

One of the many cards I got from my 21 kindergarten students on my last day of student teaching.  (via emac)

Aw, your kids are so sweet! Students write the best cards when you leave. Keeping them in your desk and reading them later down the road will help you when you’re having a rough day. Now, things were a bit different for me at the Alternative School. For instance, this was my motivation:

Dear Teacher,
I hope you come back, because we are worse without you. Keyon and Stevan are messing with each other, smacking each other with knives, glass cups and wooden chairs. It’s become a war zone between the Blacks and Whites so please, in the name of all that’s pizza, come back. Please I beg of you, come back.

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November 26, 2011
Alex knows how to chill out.

Alex knows how to chill out.

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November 19, 2011

That moment when you realize because you were too lazy to put the ~ above año in an e-mail to the Spanish teacher you said ano, which is anus. Yes. In fact it was a very good anus. Gracias for asking!

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November 8, 2011
“ I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING REVOLUTIONARY: YOU ARE NOT YOUR AGE, YOUR WEIGHT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR SKIN OR YOUR CLOTHES. YOU ARE NOT YOUR FAVOURITE MAGAZINE’S OPINION OF YOU, YOU’RE NOT WHAT YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND THOUGHT OF YOU OR WHAT YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND THINKS YOU SHOULD BE. YOU AREN’T ANY OF THAT. IT’S THAT SIMPLE. REALLY.

Hellogiggles editor Jennifer Still (via hellogiggles)

I can’t take this seriously coming from a blog co-run by a spokeswoman for a major cosmetics company. Maybe when Zooey and all other actresses stand up for women and stop allowing themselves to be airbrushed in make-up ads and airbrushed in magazines girls will stop feeling like they have to be their hair and their weight and their age blah blah blah.

(via sayyep)

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